Author: Toker T. Gopherson
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The Day I Realized My Doritos Bag Was Actually A Portal To Understanding Parallel Universes
So I’m doing my usual rounds, checking on the stability of snack-based reality, when I notice something about this bag of Doritos I’m holding. Not your normal something – we’re talking about the kind of something that makes you question everything you know about chips and existence itself. adjusts safety goggles thoughtfully See, most folks… Read more
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What If Literally Everything Is Just One Really Long Conga Line of Atoms Having The Time of Their Lives?
So I’m out here, working my usual shift in the quantum fields – beautiful day, atoms buzzing, reality humming along nice and smooth – when it hits me. This complete understanding about the nature of everything, right? Like everything everything. adjusts work boots thoughtfully See, I’ve been observing these particles for a while now. Years… Read more
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What If Countries Were Weed Strains? Understanding Global Trade Tensions Through Cannabis Varieties
Yo, ever been at a dispensary staring at different weed strains and suddenly thought, “Man, these are kinda like countries at the UN”? No? Just me? Well, strap in, because I’m about to blow your mind with how global trade relationships are basically just countries being different cannabis varieties. Let’s start with the USA –… Read more